My lucky number is 4 billion… | Mitch Hedberg
My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn’t come in real handy when your gambling. I’m gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least. Mitch Hedberg
My lucky number is 4 billion, that doesn’t come in real handy when your gambling. I’m gonna need some more dice, 4 billion divided by 6, at least. Mitch Hedberg
People are lucky and unlucky…according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect. Samuel Butler
Whatever the number of a man’s friends, there will be times in his life when he has one too few, but if he has only one enemy, he is lucky indeed if he has not one too many Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
First comes the sweat. Then comes the beauty – if you’re very lucky and have said your prayers. George Balanchine
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won’t help. Calvin and Hobbes
I’m a lucky guy and I’m happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary. Yogi Berra
Children need encouragement. If a kid gets an answer right, tell him it was a lucky guess. That way he develops a good, lucky feeling. Jack Handy